Millie And Billie 
Billie I wonder why are we insane 
Will we ever get better 
Will we stay the same 
Billie I'm worried 
Millie don't worry 
No one knows our pain 
Being in love is crazy not alone that way 
I know you're worried today 
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone 
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us 
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone 
Billie my mind seems to wander 
To events of a night long ago 
Driving alone with our guilt well concealed 
In the trunk of your '68 Olds 
Millie our world's an asylum 
And our minds like you say ain't that straight 
But you know and I know our passion's 
Not deformed it's true to say 
We'll love our lifetime 
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel alone 
He was thinking of us he was thinking of us 
God made love crazy so he wouldn't feel so alone 
Billie I dream of our children 
They're frightening and gruesome and sad 
And I don't want them growing inside me 
They're no price for the love that we have 
Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane 
Oh Millie oh Billie 
Oh Billie it's fresh in my memory 
The night that it had to be done 
You with your pick axe and scissors 
And you with your shovel and gun 
And I liked your late husband Donald 
But such torture his memory brings 
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies 
Guess love makes you do funny things 
Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane 
Oh Millie oh Billie